Pamela Anderson explodes, leaving an ugly beast in her place, suprisingly, you find her attractive and marry her with no chance of a divorce, ENJOY ETERNITY WITH YOUR UGLY BEAST!
I Cast Ressurect on The Dragonbeast and then I cast remove allergies to cure it of it's lactosentolerance.
Then I merge with The Dragonbeast to become Dragonbeastmaster (Only one head), now I have legions of Dragonbeasts at my control and they are'nt lactosentolerant. (It is upto you to find out their weakness and then defeat me)
Shakalablan, for the Greatfather!
LOL OMG WTF DAIRYQUEEN
LOL OMG BB-THE-Q!