Know Everything.

I prefer my own company anyways.

Would you rather be: Trapped beneath the earth for all time OR Be stabbed to death in an alley?

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In my opinion, dragons are one of the coolest things in D&D, even cooler than a multiclass Ninja/Pirate.

Stabbed to death. At least it ends.

Would you rather be Hitler of be Stalin?

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Tough choice.. Think I'll go with Stalin. He killed less people, didn't he?

Would you rather be president of USA or member of the royal family of England?

Royal family. Then I don't have to pay taxes in England!

Eat a CD or eat an iPod?

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iPod. One less of the evil things in the world.

Kill Bill Gates or Kill Steve Jobs?

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IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY of intellectuals to speak the truth and to expose lies. --The Responsibility of Intellectuals, Noam Chomsky. The New York Review of Books, February 23, 1967.

Steve Jobs doesn't give as much money to charity AND doesn't fund the creation of more Halo games so he goes.

Would you rather have politicians play russian roulette instead of us voting

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Politicians play the lottery

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Russian roulette. Most of 'em deserve it anyways :P

Would you rather doom the world in a hundred years or doom yourself right here and now?

Doom the world. I haven't gotten to be on Monkey Mayhem yet.

Electrocute yourself (100 volts) or stab yourself?

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Electrolute myself. 100 volts is nothing if the amps are really low. I can live with a static electricity shock :P

Be torn limb from limb or pay taxes at a 100% tax rate?

100% tax rate. That way I can always give myself a quick death.

Get an AK47 or an M16 for christmas?

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AK47. I just love holding those things :)

Be a master writer or a master painter?

Master Writer because I would actually make money.

Drink ink or drink vinegar?

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Drink vinegar. You may say I'm crazy, but I like the taste.(Though chugging it is too much for me)

Would you rather only sleep for an hour everyday for the rest of your life or only be awake for an hour everyday for the rest of your life.

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"Making enemies is just too easy nowadays. One step inside the city and I'm as good as dead. Why? Because the bridge toll was either 10gp or having the beguiler spend a night with the hill giant. I still think I made the right choice." ~Rire

Sleep for only an hour everyday. I can always drink tons of coffee.

Be unable to read or be unable to write?

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Write. You can still use voice recoders & regognition. Unable to read would be unbearable.

Would you rather go to gencon or origins?

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IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY of intellectuals to speak the truth and to expose lies. --The Responsibility of Intellectuals, Noam Chomsky. The New York Review of Books, February 23, 1967.