Hey Old Grump! Welcome to DnDorks!
I'm happy about your enthusiasm for trying things, but your character doesn't seem like he'd mesh well. He's a little over-the-top. Maybe you'd be willing to tweak him a bit?
While the name "Abe Lincoln" is perfectly viable, it seems to run contrary to the tone of the game. Maybe something more "normal"?
Your "skills" are also a bit jarring. Something less "extreme" would be better, but if you're really set on those, they'll be fine.
We'll be starting soon.
Again, welcome.
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